John Stith Pemberton Could Kick Caleb Bradham’s Ass

Don’t waste my time with such outrageous claims

You know as well as I that words mean things

So all I ask is that you learn the names

Or risk dealing with all the wrath it brings

They differ in sound and even taste

No similarities there are between

Except maybe in how they are encased

Sill rarely coming from the same machine

The colors alone set them far apart

One being red, the other adding blue

This fight is not worth it to even start

Just learn the fucking difference of the two

Don’t make me laugh with such a heinous joke

How dare you say Pepsi’s the same as Coke