I’M DRUNK TOO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT

A true friend doesn’t take much.

They don’t need to see you.

They don’t need to touch you, smell you, or taste you.

They can be nothing more than words on a screen.

A true friend just needs to hear you, on the inside and out.

And to trust you that when a 73 year old man in front of a green screen wearing a dog faced t-shirt gets super aggressive, you will laugh about it until the day you both die

THAT is a true friend. The best kind.